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Amerikanske håndbøker kan være morsomme nok. Her er et lite utsnitt fra instruksjonsboken til Chevrolet Tahoe i avsnittet som omhandler terrengkjøring:

En av mine absolutte favoritter i Odd Børretzens rikholdige repertoar er "Mørkredd":

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Klarer ikke å unngå å bli i godt humør av fjeset på slutten av denne her:

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Reklame kan være så mangt. Kjøpte meg nettopp en Stihl kjedesag med Stihl Easy2start og fant denne reklamevideoen på YouTube. Det beste er at den er helt reell, ikke noe juks i det hele tatt. Easy2start fungerer så lett som det her:

 

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Autokorrektur er jo en fin ting men ikke alltid like vellykket. En masse godbiter på www.autocorrectfail.org. Denne her var jo litt nusselig:

In one episode of ‘Cheers’, Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don’t think I’ve ever heard the concept explained any better than this .

 

‘Well you see, Norm, it’s like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

 And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.